A
all timers
Translation: Alzheimer's [syn: Alzheimer's disease... Also see old timers .
Sample Usage: "My grandma can't remember too good now that she has the all timers."
asserbation
Translation: exacerbation
Sample Usage: "I'm having an asserbation of my COPD."
Arthur Ritis
Translation: arthritis
Sample Usage: "Betty's been in bed with Arthur Ritis." Submitted by Debbie M.
B
balancester
Translation: bannister
Sample Usage: "...Need usage sample here..."
bequeen
Translation: between
Sample Usage: "The pain starts bequeen my shoulders."
blind staggers
Translation: ...Translation needed...
Sample Usage: "...Need usage sample here..."
blood clock
Translation: blood clot
Sample Usage: "I got a blood clock in my leg while I was stove up in bed with my back hurting." Submitted by Dr. Anonymous.
C
carnal tunnel
Translation: carpal tunnel [syn: carpal tunnel syndrome... Also see carpal thunnel, coppatone syndrome.
Sample Usage: "The carnal tunnel makes my hand numb sometimes."
carpal thunnel
Translation: carpal tunnel [syn: carpal tunnel syndrome... Also see carnal tunnel, coppatone syndrome.
Sample Usage: "The carpal thunnel makes my hand numb sometimes."
carpet monoxide poisoning
Translation: carbon monoxide poisoning
Sample Usage: "She left the car running in the garage and we found her on the carpet. The doctor said it was carpet monoxide poisoning." Submitted by Dr. Anonymous.
charlie hawks
Translation: charlie horse
Sample Usage: "Sometimes I wake up with charlie hawks in my leg."
concrussion
Translation: concussion
Sample Usage: "I got hit in the head with a baseball and got a concrussion." Submitted by Dr. Anonymous.
constication
Translation: constipation Also see hemrods.
Sample Usage: "I got those hemrods when I was pregnant from all the constication." Submitted by Dr. Anonymous.
coppatone syndrome
Translation: carpal tunnel syndrome [syn: carpal tunnel] Also see carpal thunnel, carnal tunnel.
Sample Usage: "I've got the coppatone syndrome in my hand."
coppertone syndrome
Translation: carpal tunnel syndrome [syn: carpal tunnel] Also see carpal thunnel, carnal tunnel.
Sample Usage: "I've got the coppertone syndrome in my hand."
cry
Translation: try
Sample Usage: "I'm going to cry real hard to get better."
cruciating pain
Translation: excruciating pain
Sample Usage: "I have been in cruciating pain since my accident."
D
dizzified
Translation: to become dizzy
Sample Usage: "Doc, I'm all dizzified and can't hardly stand up." Submitted by Dr. Anonymous.
E
ectercises
Translation: exercises
Sample Usage: "My doctor to me to do my ectercises every day."
electric lights
Translation: electrolytes
Sample Usage: "The doc said I felt bad because my electric lights are off." Submitted by Dr. Anonymous.
emancipated
Translation: emaciated
Sample Usage: "A patient once complained to me regarding the long wait to be seen in an ER with her husband sitting there all emancipated in his wheel chair." Submitted by Dr. Anonymous.
erotic heartbeat
Translation: erratic heartbeat
Sample Usage: "The doctors said your father has an erotic heartbeat." Submitted by Mike D.
evaleation
Translation: evaluation
Sample Usage: "I have to go to my doctor for an evaleation."
F
fiber my allergy
Translation: fibromyalgia
Sample Usage: "...Need usage sample here..."
fireballs of the eucharist
Translation: fibroids of the uterus [syn: fibroids in the uterus, fibroids on the uterus]
Sample Usage: "...Need usage sample here..."
flea bite us
Translation: phlebitis
Sample Usage: "...Need usage sample here..."
G
gideon beret disease
Translation: Guillain-Barre syndrome
Sample Usage: "My friend is in the hospital, she has that Gideon-Beret disease." Submittet by Nancy D.
grinds
Translation: groin
Sample Usage: "Doc, I got this terrible pain in my grinds." Submitted by Dr. Anonymous.
H
hemrods
Translation: hemorrhoids Also see constication.
Sample Usage: "I got those hemrods when I was pregnant from all the constication." Submitted by Dr. Anonymous.
howvers
Translation: hours
Sample Usage: "I have to take my pain medicine every six howvers."
I
J
K
L
leeders or leaders
Translation: ligaments and/or tendons
Sample Usage: "I can't do my stretchin' cuz my leeders are all stove up."
limp noid
Translation: lymph node
Sample Usage: "I noticed a lump in my neck and my doctor said it was a limp noid." Submitted by Dr. Anonymous.
lycra
Translation: Lyrica (the medicine)
Sample Usage: "My doctor just started me on lycra." Submitted by Mike D.
M
monkey box
Translation: female genitalia
Sample Usage: ""During a home health patient visit, upon walking in while two adult daughters were giving their elderly mother a sponge bath in her wheelchair, one daughter exclaimed, 'Oh mama, you need to cover up your monkey box.' " Submitted by Nancy D.
N
O
old timers
Translation: Alzheimer's [syn: Alzheimer's disease... Also see all timers.
Sample Usage: "My grandma can't remember too good now that she has the all timers.".
oniest
Translation: only
Sample Usage: "You're the oniest one who understands me." Submitted by Joann M.
P
pone
Translation: a swelling
Sample Usage: "I fell down my steps and got a pone on my knee." Submitted by Dr. Anonymous.
psychiatic nerve
Translation: sciatic nerve Also see sanotic nerve
Sample Usage: "My doctor told me that my back pain was from a flare of my psychiatic nerve." Submitted by Dr. Anonymous.
Q
R
repelican movements
Translation: repetitive movements
Sample Usage: "My doctor says my carnal tunnel syndrome is from all the repelican movements that I do with my hands at work." Submitted by Dr. Anonymous.
rotary cup
Translation: rotator cuff
Sample Usage: "I hurt my rotary cup from all that heavy lifting that I do." Submitted by Kevin B.
rotator cup
Translation: rotator cuff
Sample Usage: "I hurt my rotator cup from all that heavy lifting that I do." Submitted by Dr. Anonymous.
S
sanotic nerve
Translation: sciatic nerve Also see psychiatic nerve
Sample Usage: "My doctor told me that my back pain was from a flare of my sanotic nerve." Submitted by Dr. Anonymous.
scretchen
Translation: stretching Also see scretches.
Sample Usage: "I can't do my scretchen cuz my leeders are all stove up."
scretches
Translation: stretches Also see scretchen.
Sample Usage: "I can't do my scretches cuz my leeders are all stove up."
scroke
Translation: stroke
Sample Usage: "My momma had a scroke and now she can't use her left side to do nothin." Submitted by Dr. Anonymous.
shark pain
Translation: sharp pain
Sample Usage: "I bent over and got a shark pain in my back" Submitted by Dr. Anonymous.
sick as hell anemia
Translation: sickle cell anemia
Sample Usage: "My doctor told me that sick as hell anemia runs in my family." Submitted by Dr. Anonymous.
smiling mighty Jesus - or - smilin' mighty Jesus
Translation: spinal meningitis
Sample Usage: "My grandson has got the smilin' mighty Jesus."
stove up
Translation: tight
Sample Usage: "I can't do my stretchin' cuz my leeders are all stove up."
T
threadmill
Translation: treadmill
Sample Usage: "I got to walk on the threadmill for my therapy every day."
time in all
Translation: Tylenol
Sample Usage: "My doctor told me to take three time in all for the pain."
trachenometry
Translation: tracheotomy
Sample Usage: "They couldn't get him off the breathing machine and had to do a trachenometry." Submitted by Dr. Anonymous.
U
underbrella
Translation: umbrella
Sample Usage: "He caught a bad cold because he didn't use his underbrella." Submitted by David M.
V
vacgrooming
Translation: vacuuming
Sample Usage: "I get a shark pain in my back when I'm vacgrooming."
vomiken
Translation: vomiting
Sample Usage: "I had a frequent flyer ER visitor during residency who would say she had been a vomiken and vomiken." Submitted by Dr. Anonymous.
W
weasel in my chest
Translation: wheezing in my chest
Sample Usage: "I got the asthma and that causes the weasel in my chest." Submitted by Dr. Anonymous.